Maury has the best guests

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  1. 73 Responses to “Maury has the best guests”

  2. Oh my god, this shit was hilarious!!! My favorite is the girl in the zebra looking take top saying “this girl fu*ked my boyfriend, so i fu*ked her dad” that shit is classic!

    By Candace on Aug 29, 2008

  3. the best part is they all sound like little nigger wanna bes

    By Gib on Aug 29, 2008

  4. hahaha! first thing on the internet this morning and it was hilarious!

    By Kurt on Aug 29, 2008

  5. haha windshield wiper fluid and I dont even own a car!

    By rusty on Aug 29, 2008

  6. Are all girls in NYC like this? This is sad. Shame on Maury for giving girls like this a forum. I can’t believe one girl could even have ass sex 7 times in a day.

    By Brian from Utah on Aug 29, 2008

  7. The second video is fake. It’s a sketch comedy spoof.

    By genius on Aug 29, 2008

  8. I know the second vid is not from Maury,but it is funny as hell

    By john Faitakes on Aug 29, 2008

  9. Brian I hope you’re joking about the last part: the second video’s a spoof!

    By Le Melon on Aug 29, 2008

  10. Brian, the 2nd video is spoof dork

    By Vladimir on Aug 29, 2008

  11. AIDS

    By Mike on Aug 29, 2008

  12. I think I just caught a STD watching that clip

    nationofmillions.com

    By jtl on Aug 29, 2008

  13. WHOA WHOA..the first video she says she f***** 80 men..okay sure ..but the second video..HOW DO YOU F*** 3000 men!!!!!..even p*rnstars dont have that much sex

    By kp on Aug 29, 2008

  14. dont be hatin’!!!!

    haha stupid whore

    By Mastur Ch33f on Aug 29, 2008

  15. fuckin skank…video 1

    By jj van on Aug 29, 2008

  16. The 2nd video was clearly NOT a spoof, didn’t you see the graphics showing it came from Maury Povich’s show? This just goes to show that there are alot of loose women in NY. It will only get worse under Osama and Liden, I mean Obama and Biden

    By Brian from Utah on Aug 29, 2008

  17. I fucked a guy for free rice a roni..

    NNN JEALOUS???

    By Anonymous on Aug 29, 2008

  18. Fuck you Utah.

    What makes you think these whores are from NYC?

    Most of the trash that ends up on these day time shows are from bumble-fuck, fly-over America

    By Fuck Brian on Aug 29, 2008

  19. I’ll stop debating with you NY ‘tards. These girls f**k people with Special Needs. If that’s not clear evidence that they are loose NY harlots, I won’t be able to get through to you. Sad.

    By Brian from Utah on Aug 29, 2008

  20. brian from utah,

    The second one is FAKE. The graphic in the corner was added to the video. How dumb are you? Do you think what they were saying could even be close to true?

    By ? on Aug 29, 2008

  21. Only a sister f***er from Utah like that idiot Brian would make the comments he is making.

    By Horatio on Aug 29, 2008

  22. I have other easy meat to make look foolish.

    Genius, Vladimir, Anaonymous and ? – you’ve been pwned

    Idiots

    By Brian from Utah on Aug 29, 2008

  23. i think Brian is just being a fuckhead. Trying to Rile someone up if not; then he is truly dumber than the girl in the vid

    By brain is an idiot on Aug 29, 2008

  24. Add Horatio to the pwnage heap

    By Brian from Utah on Aug 29, 2008

  25. I hope you all realize the last vid was not of 9th graders and was not ever produced for broadcast tv.

    In case you did not know, people make up completely outrageous and false stories to get onto shows like Maury. Fact checking consists of having show participants sign performance waiver

    By getreal on Aug 29, 2008

  26. okay, Brian you stupid troll

    you can’t even spell anonymous…

    therefore you do live in bubmlefuck and are a sister fucker because no one is that stupid in new york

    By ... on Aug 29, 2008

  27. now then, you belong in the pwnage heap

    so hurry your ass up and get there

    By ... on Aug 29, 2008

  28. Those were NOT 9th graders. Possibly they were whores in 9th grade, but these tramps are 20+.

    Amusing lines though…. “I had sex for windshield washer fluid, and I don’t even own a car!”

    By YaRight on Aug 29, 2008

  29. its their hot bodies…… they do what dey want!

    By ken on Aug 29, 2008

  30. CHEEZBURGERS FOR SEX!!! OMNOMNOM!!!

    By Dentarthurdent on Aug 29, 2008

  31. Second vid….totally real.
    /sarcasm

    By don't be hatin' on Aug 29, 2008

  32. What an idiot. go kiss your sister.

    By Brian is a fucktard on Aug 29, 2008

  33. guilty pleasure, i must admit.

    By Anonymous on Aug 29, 2008

  34. to hell with the firsat video. the second video was funny as hell.
    “i let guys punch me in the face during sex so what”

    By kenneth on Aug 29, 2008

  35. sounds like a fucking nigger

    By lolcat on Aug 29, 2008

  36. Knock Knock!
    -Who’s there?
    Nacho!
    Nacho!
    Nacho who?
    Maury Pollock says, “That Nacho baby! Let’s dance!

    By Royobi on Aug 29, 2008

  37. Makes you wonder if these girls are a product of the world we live in today. When you can have sex with anyone that will drop their pants and then get a day time TV spot for it….if this our own fault? The mothers fault? Or is this really just a girl who really is going to do what she wants when she wants

    By Userdenied on Aug 29, 2008

  38. Ohhh say can you seeeee..

    By the dawn’s early liggght..

    By non american who thinks you are all DOOMED on Aug 29, 2008

  39. Of course they are all nigger wanna be’s every white person is in some way anohter!!

    By Chillax on Aug 29, 2008

  40. Kudos, Brian from Utah.

    Your trolling powers astound and amaze me. I hope to one day be as successful as you are.

    By Anonymous Coward on Aug 29, 2008

  41. Just one question what does a nigger sound like, let me guess black right.. Well I think you all are the niggers. All dumb ass people who uses the word nigger when they dont even know what it means. I Hope for god sake you dont go on in life hating people for there skin and i hope a black guy beats the shit out of all you pussies who can only talk shit on the internet. (oh yea im white)

    By MIke on Aug 29, 2008

  42. Just one question what does a nigger sound like, let me guess black right.. Well I think you all are the niggers. All dumb ass people who uses the word nigger when they dont even know what it means. I Hope for god sake you dont go on in life hating people for there skin and i hope a black guy beats the shit out of all you pussies who can only talk shit on the internet. (oh yea im white)

    By MIke fom Kc on Aug 29, 2008

  43. ok time to admit it. I was a wild kid, I made out with my brother Nathan Hannig. We did some other stuff too, then he punched me in the face.

    Giggles and Kisses
    Stuart Hannig

    By Stuart Hannig on Aug 29, 2008

  44. advert for compulsory sterilisation, anyone?

    By babelak on Aug 29, 2008

  45. of course, you know this is our future, don’t you? anyone seen idiocracy?

    By babelak on Aug 29, 2008

  46. okay, this is what happens when parents are over or under protective

    kids need to explore and learn that there are consequences for stuff

    and not turn into these….things

    By ... on Aug 29, 2008

  47. successful troll is successful

    By la blue on Aug 29, 2008

  48. Wow, the Hollywood Jews pushing ghetto culture have completely niggerfied America.

    Hope they made a buck in the process!

    By Haim Saban on Aug 29, 2008

  49. The real video is actually a whole lot more outrageous.

    By aibal on Aug 29, 2008

  50. what a bunch of dumb bitches, are all the girls in ny really like that. if so thank god for 9/11

    By latinlover on Aug 29, 2008

  51. hilarious… almost as funny as http://stuffididlastnight.com

    By buahahahaha on Aug 29, 2008

  52. I hate America

    By Harrison on Aug 29, 2008

  53. What an Angel. (f.y.i. YOUR WHITE!)

    By Will on Aug 29, 2008

  54. Being loose has nothing to do with race, being disrespectful to your parent has nothing to do with race, making an ass out of yourself on television has nothing to do with race. Its sad to see that racisim still exsist…………
    on another note–that video was fucking funny as shit, I wish my child would talk like that to me..lmfao with the second one

    By Miss on Aug 29, 2008

  55. Brian from Utah, are you just angry because you think one of those girls in the spoof video really fucked the kids in your special needs class and you didn’t get any??

    By devious girl on Aug 29, 2008

  56. the parody is gay, southpark already nailed it

    By cartman on Aug 29, 2008

  57. brian, seriously did those girls in the second video look 12? maybe you’re town is filled with “special needs” people… you’re the one who is jealous

    By brianyouarespecial on Aug 29, 2008

  58. the first girl was hilarious, “you can’t tell me to not have a major lisp, imma have it anyway!”

    By appalled on Aug 29, 2008

  59. these bitches are hilarious. It’s a shame they’re so fckn ugly though, they should know their place. I wana baby cuz I wana be loved? I feel very sorry for your future kids, they’ll end up worse than you and hate you for the rest of your life for ruining THEIR lives.

    By joker on Aug 29, 2008

  60. also, they aren’t trying to sound black, or ghetty, that’s just what people from the southern half of this country sound like…..uneducated. scene.

    By appalled on Aug 29, 2008

  61. You can see the chick in the first video looking down to read her lines.. This shit is as fake as WWE wrestling

    By Anonymous on Aug 29, 2008

  62. I f.ucked 80 men when I was a little girl

    By Brian from Utah on Aug 29, 2008

  63. Uh, guys? You all realize the first video is fake too, right?
    Ok. Wouldn’t wanna think your all media illiterate. Actors and attention whores.

    By Father Time on Aug 29, 2008

  64. WTF, blaming this on Obama?!? You must be a troll because this crap is obviously fake.

    By spazz on Aug 30, 2008

  65. God damnit I just want to punch her.

    By GainesWorthy on Aug 31, 2008

  66. lmao they are exactly like cartman when he whent on a talk show, its gotta be fake what girl would be that happy to show shes a drugged up whore on tv

    By shnoogins on Sep 18, 2008

  67. The second video doesn’t work anymore!

    By lord on Oct 1, 2008

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